Friday, December 30, 2011

Left Coasts TO Flyover Zone Translations

Diverse or Lifestyle Choice---> Sinful and Perverted, Death Orientated

Arsenal of Weapons---> Gun Collection

Delicate Wetlands---> Swamps

Undocumented Worker--->Illegal Alien

Cruelty-Free Materials--->Non-renewable Synthetic Fiber

Heavily Armed Fanatic--->Well-protected & law abiding citizen

Narrow-minded---> Righteous, moral and maintainer of Western Civilization

Taxes or Your Fair Share---> Coerced Theft

Common sense Gun Control--->Gun Confiscation Plot

llegal Hazardous Explosives--->Fireworks or Stump Removal

Nonviable Tissue Mass---> Unborn Baby

Equal Access to Opportunity--->Ignorance of abilities and work-related experience

Multicultural Community---> High Crime Area

Fairness or Social Progress---> Marxism

Upper Class or “The Rich”---> Self-Employed job and technology creators

Homeless or Disadvantaged---> Bums or Welfare Leeches

Sniper Rifle---> Scoped Deer Rifle (For limiting dangerous car-critter impacts)

Healthcare Reform--->Socialized Medicine Extremist

Judgmental, or Hater---> Conservative who bases judgements on history & experience

Victim or Oppressed---> Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

High Capacity Magazine----> Standard Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot---> Church-going, God fearing & loving

Fair Trade Coffee----> Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Exploiters or “The Rich”---> Employers or Land Owners

The Gun Lobby---> NRA Members & others who support FULL constitutional rights

Assault Weapon----> Semi-Auto (Grandpa’s M1 Carbine) or self-loading duck gun

Fiscal Stimulus----> New Taxes & Higher Taxes wasted on boondoggles

Same Sex Marriage---->Legalized Perversion

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting---> Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs designed to make citizens so blind and brain damaged that they will continue to vote for the Left.

Active public demonstration---->Mob actions as present suitable targets for WMD

Islamist---->Terrorist who believes in the same teachings, goals and practices of other Muslims (Stays under cover until "affirmative acts" are executed---Along with hostages)


Anonymous said...

I love how "multicultural communities" are considered high crime areas. Where I live it just so happens that there are a lot of nonwhites(namely Indians, Vietnamese, Koreans, and others of Asian descent) who as it just so happens commit LESS CRIMES and in many cases make MORE MONEY than many whites.In the local high school they are also doing better than EVERY OTHER RACE overall academically.Please do not confuse "multicultural" with simply being black or Hispanic, or for simply meaning "Ghetto". We Asians are just as disgusted by it as you are.

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