Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Oh Hell: Let's Offend Everyone!

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.

Q. What did the Chinese couple name their
tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.

Q. What do you call it when an Italian has
one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.

Q. Why are there no Muslims in Science Fiction TV shows and movies?
A. Because: There were none in Mohammed's flat-earth Arabia; "Allahu Akbar" does not translate into Klingon; Islam has no future; And, there are no goats in outer space.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star
Trek ?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old
lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

Q. What's the difference between a northern
fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'A southern fairytale
begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are
already in the United States ?!!!!

Q. How did all the Pollacks get here?
A. Two swam over and the rest walked over on the scum.

OH shut up ... just pass it on!.....

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