There are very many at many universities-and-colleges who maintain that their schools are not sufficiently "Diverse" as to the many world cultures. Therefore, I offer the following measures to correct that lack.
1. Provide altars (On pyramids if possible) with the usual blood channels and obsidian knives as will allow the reactivation of the Aztec religion. The first to be sent to "speak to the gods" should be "diversity officers" and those attacking The Bill Of Rights (ie With the meaning as intended by its authors) or physically attacking those exercising peaceful "free speech". [The skinning-alive of virgins will be a problem as they are now an "endangered species".]
2. Provide stoning-pits and tip-over-walls as will allow Muslims to more easily enforce Sharia as to homosexuals and those women accused of adultery who cannot produce the number of witnesses who would swear to their innocence.
3. Allow the very peaceful and civilized Sikhs to carry their prescribed daggers on campus.
4. Allow any worshipers of Kali to practice thugee on campus---Beginning in "diversity" offices and the meeting places of those served by the officers in such places.
5. For those worshiping "The Old Religion" provide some oak trees from which they may hang (Bound by one hand and one leg) their alive human offerings. (I regret to note that the Druid branch will not be allowed to use the traditional burning-baskets due to the problem of their "carbon footprint".)
6. For Atheists colleges/universities should set up Pol Pot style "reeducation" camps (With the usual burial trench-pits).
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